Internet Fast Enough to Beat the Boulders Beach Penguin Cam Queue
Fibre that keeps up with Simon's Town's rhythm. Stream, work, and video call from Seaforth to Glencairn without buffering—because your internet shouldn't move at penguin waddle speed.
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Unlimited Like the Boulders Beach Selfie Queue
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Unlimited Like the Boulders Beach Selfie Queue
No data caps, no throttling, no surprises. Stream the entire Cape Point sunset timelapse collection without worrying about running out. Because life's too short for limited internet.
Navy-Grade Network (Without the Navy-Grade Wait Times)
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Navy-Grade Network (Without the Navy-Grade Wait Times)
Enterprise infrastructure that handles your home office, the kids streaming, and your security cameras watching the baboons. Built for reliability, not just speed.
The ISP Even False Bay Yacht Club Members Don't Brag About
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The ISP Even False Bay Yacht Club Members Don't Brag About
We're the internet secret locals whisper about at Salty Sea Dog. No flashy ads, just quality service that speaks for itself. Ask your neighbour—they're probably already connected.
Time for a change.
Tired of buffering during video calls while working from home? When the Metrorail's already unreliable, your internet shouldn't be too. Simon's Town life demands better connectivity.
Switching made simple
We coordinate the transition. Your internet works while we work.
Consistency you can count on
Speeds we advertise = speeds you get. No fine print required.
Support that understands Simon's Town
Talk to people who know the difference between Seaforth and St George's. Real solutions from real people.
What It Means For You
“Simon's Town deserves internet that matches its character—reliable, unpretentious, and built to last. From Naval families in Simonsberg to remote workers in Red Hill, we're connecting homes that need more than empty promises. We understand life here: the commute to Noordhoek, the weekend sailors, the baboon-proofing. Just honest fibre internet for a town that values substance over hype.”
Internet that gets out of your way in Simon's Town.
Whether you're running a guesthouse near Jubilee Square, working remotely with False Bay views, or just trying to stream without the spinning wheel of doom—your internet should simply work. No drama, no excuses, just reliable connectivity for Simon's Town life.
Built for real Simon's Town homes
Handles everyone online at once. Life doesn't happen one device at a time.
Honest about what you're buying
No asterisks, no contracts. Just internet that works as advertised.
Human support, not offshore scripts
Talk to people who understand South African connectivity. Not someone reading scripts overseas.
